Draw the public health warning:

cold_war_cola_animA certain soft drinks company is sponsoring the Winter Olympics next year in a clumsy attempt to fool the public into thinking that its product is healthy. Draw The Public would like to commemorate the event with the launch of its own soft drink! Cold War Cola contains Polonuim 210 which has remarkable slimming properties as demonstrated by our model above.

You’ll never need to eat a balanced diet or exercise again!

Warning: Drinking Cold War Cola causes molecular damage and death.

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